John Sequeira

blog

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Curious about Oracle 9i ETL?

Read Streamlining Oracle 9i ETL With Pipelined Table Functions for a useful intro.
10:11:33 AM      comment []  trackback []


DB Jokes...

It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..

Teacher: Oracle?
"Present sir"
Teacher: DB2?
"Present sir"
Teacher: SQL Server?
"Present sir"
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
"Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st"

[via SQLTeam.com Weblogs]
10:06:49 AM      comment []  trackback []


© Copyright 2004 John Sequeira.
 
May 2004
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31          
Apr   Jun



Click here to visit the Radio UserLand website.

Click to see the XML version of this web page.

Click here to send an email to the editor of this weblog.
Yahoo: johnseq2
MSN: [email protected]
AIM: amped02139